Sunday, January 17, 2010

Valencian Nightlife 101

1. For stamina, sleep until late in the afternoon before going out. Lunch isn’t until around 3 pm anyway, so no one will miss you.

2. Don’t even THINK of going to a club with friends before at least one in the morning. If you do, expect to be the only ones there.

3. If you can hear someone shouting right in front of you, and can even remotely understand what he or she is trying to tell you, the music isn’t loud enough.

4. Politeness won’t get you anywhere. When traveling through an overcrowded dance floor, don’t be shy. Pushing and shoving your way through is the only way to get where you need to go.

5. Relax, let loose, and have fun. No one will judge you for your (lack of) dancing skills. And you’ll make more friends that way!

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